Comment on Lemuria - Come With Me Now by Miisu
Understandable. He's got a whole court, noble families and other staff to deal with that stuff, after all. Someone isn't doing their job.
Probably the guards at the door.
Or the plague-rats.
Too many peasants.
Or the plague-rats.
Too many peasants.
Not enough staff. Solution: Get the noble families to expand their staff.
They'll probably ask for being wedded into the royal family as recompense, though.
Solution: provide more offspring to marry off.
Ugh, but that sounds like work!
*noms lipstick*
Solution: provide more offspring to marry off.
Ugh, but that sounds like work!
*noms lipstick*
Not to mention it increases conflict over who gets the throne.
They need a parliament of sorts. And a Ting.
They need a parliament of sorts. And a Ting.
And some of those politimagicians kinds of people. Youknow, the talking heads on the television set.
Talking keeps 'm busy. Makes them feel like stuff is happening - while in the meantime, I get to eat lipgloss.
Talking keeps 'm busy. Makes them feel like stuff is happening - while in the meantime, I get to eat lipgloss.
And then they get to make all the decisions while you just eat and eat and eat.
They can't stop me, I'm the king.
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