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Yeah, make sure to smell appetising and check under bridges where they like to hide.
hmm... nice tip! you seem like an expert on these things... the night before, should i shower or not? i don't want to be dirty, but i dont want to taste like soap.
Mmm, I think instead of soap you should use some goose fat, bacon grease or plain old butter. You wont be so clean but you'll be delicious.
Hm, interesting strategy! And instead of shampoo I could just use olive oil!
Jeez, those trolls will hardly have to baste me.
Jeez, those trolls will hardly have to baste me.
Yeah, maybe all this preparation's going to take half the fun out of it. You don't want to make it too easy for them.
Hmm.. yeah, you got a point! I'll make it so they'll have to really give me a scrub down!
Ah ha, mud bath then 
A mud bath fit for a pig! So maybe they'd roast me like pork...
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