me: well.....i mean.....i kinds like this fusion thing.......who else could we fuse?
Skyler: Are you fuckin' serious!?
Me: Skyler...language
Skyler: SHUT UP
Me: Skyler...language
Skyler: SHUT UP
me: why don't we fuse tom and tord!
Tom: NO!
me: *teleports to tord, grabs him, teleports back* ok we can begin
Tom: *pulls SkyMark in front of him* You can fuse these two idiots with Tord!
me: *pulls tom and tord close together, magically fuses them into one* there we go
Tom/Tord: *scream*
Skyler: Mark...how the fuck did we end up like this?
Skyler: Mark...how the fuck did we end up like this?
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