Comment on Nalka by Ying-silverfish

My god then

stayawayfromVillainousthen-

Actually, just stay away from tentacles altogether.
And Cthulu.
Especially Cthulu.
D ON'T

ARE YOU AGAINST MY ORIENTATION?

*Angry discourse warrior noises*

I'M AGAINST YOUR WILLINGNESS TO FIND ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS AND ATTEMPT TO FUCK THEM.

D ON'T

I CAN'T HELP IT, PLUS I TOTALLY HAVE THEIR CONSENT.

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN "CONSENT" AND GETTING THEM TO STRANGLE YOU WITH THEIR TENTAS ARGENTO
THEY'RE ATTEMPTING TO MURDER YOU

No

They are spreading their sweet sweet love

AR GENTO
NO
I DO NOT WISH TO SEE YOUR REMAINS SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE
I JUST CLEANED THE PLACE

IT'S OKAY

I'LL JUST ENTER THEM

LET THEIR SWEET FLESH CLOSE AROUND ME

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