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So true! My friend also went to see Moana and actually doesn't like Tamatoa! She said she doesn't like his voice. Oh well, some people differ in those cases. *shrugs* Or it's because he was so-
Tamatoa: SHINY!
Dude, get out of here. (Don't worry, I don't hate him. I thought he was pretty hilarious.)
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Same here! I thought I'd be attracted to Maui, tbh but NOPE I had to go be a damn furry again. XD
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I honestly liked Maui because at first he was kinda a asshole. But then he became a lovable asshole, then he just became lovable. Plus Mini Maui...he'd be fun to talk to but you would annoy the crap out of actual Maui because you'd be practically speaking to his chest, haha.
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I probably would do that anyway because who wouldn't want to act stupid and forget your practically speaking to a animated person on a hot dudes chest? I probably would do it by accident because I'm kinda gullible and I sometimes I forget what I'm doing if that makes any sense.
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If I also could, when the ocean stuck one of the Kamakora's (or whatever those little adorable coconut pirates were called) darts into Maui's butt, I would sit on his back. And maybe as a tease I would probably fart while sitting on him (I know that may sound strange but my mom told me from a young age that even girls fart as well. I kinda already knew that because it just logical. *shrug* Just my opinion.
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Kinda funny but also awkward.
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