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"How wretchedly base" 
God damn I love this guy. 
10/10 would gladly work for. 
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A bit of a joyless champ, but a champ
Would he frown on deep tissue massage? It might be for enjoyment but it also stops muscle cramping in your back, one of the larges and most often used muscle groups. 
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Kerrun find the idea of being exposed or being touched by another human utterly repulsive. It is one of the few things he and Triella can actually agree on.
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Servitor massage? 
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Triella would trust that, Kerrun would not.
He is also to pious for such luxurious activity and pampering.
If the Emperor wills his back to cramp or his head to ache, who would he be to deny this?

BO is the work of the warp though and must be combated at every opportunity though, naturally.
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He probably calls them ablutions.