Damnit, I'm a bird, not a pretzel
Don't worry, I can bend you into other shapes using cartoon physics! *Bends you into a balloon poodle shape* 
Hey!
You're cuter this way. 
I'm cute as an eagle
Hey, one can always be cuter. *Pets poodle balloon Pheagle*
Daww
You a good balloon poodle. :3
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