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First times are always weird.

Okay, not those first times. But the kind of first times where you just stare and go 'what the fuck'-- like when you make a new friend, or enter a new classroom, or see the stupid math homework you have. Exactly.

What the fuck.

It was all okay at first, the whole 'holy-shit-i-made-my-pretty-character' was going on in her head, and then she realized she was fucking falling down and so her thoughts changed into 'what-the-fuck-what' until she probably hit ground.

Well looks like she died.

Despite thinking she had died, her thoughts continued and formed a '??????-what-in-the-fuck' until she opened her eyes and saw weird glowing shit. What the fuck was this? Didn't she just die? Did someone rez her? Why would people rez someone? She swore there were equations in her head considering how confused she was right now.

"You're welcome."

??? What the fuck?

"I'm down here."

Ahri looked down to see the NPC, and she swears by her heart that there were more equations around her. Also what the fuck is that??? Is that a fucking goblin? A gremlin? Ahri was this close to opening her mouth and actually yelling 'what-the-fuck', but she closed it just in time before she could say anything. After all, new game, new you (what the fuck was that supposed to mean). Whilst being stuck in a loop of thoughts, the smaller thing creature walked away, and she found herself chasing after him, simply yelling, 

"Hey! Wait the fUck up!"