landobaldur's avatar
ah, typical old americans, still having a slave mentality :D
DBrentOGara's avatar
:nod: For sure! It's just too bad that my 'slaves' all want money for the things I need!
landobaldur's avatar
i prefer salves, good for the skin and less discriminating :)
DBrentOGara's avatar
:nod: An excellent point, good sir! :) Is there no balm in Gilead? Try this inter-stellar gateway salve instead! Guaranteed not to blast your body into its constituent atoms!*


* Constituent quarks are different from atoms, and cannot be covered by this or any other Guarantee.
landobaldur's avatar
yeah not buying shady products ... why are we standing in the back alley?
DBrentOGara's avatar
Because the alley is nice and shady!
      ...can I interest you in a hundred kilograms of mixed quarks?
landobaldur's avatar
*slowly backs away*
DBrentOGara's avatar
No? :no: Ah well, perhaps the next customer will want some unstable fundamental particles...
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Because the alley is nice and shady!
      ...can I interest you in a hundred kilograms of mixed quarks?