Petro: Well let just say that I met a rather interesting professor one of my contracts to this dimension with pokemons. Gotta say, he seems like a nice guy and caring too.
Devin: *face palm* Look, you can't tell anyone about this. Not your friends, not your nabors, not your family, not even your own subconscious. Because if you do, I'll have no choice but to hunt you down.