Banjoker's avatar
This reminds me of when I was at a Renassaince Fair with my family and my elder sister needed to use the bathroom.  Female bathrooms in places like that have a wait of multiple centuries, so instead, she went into the male's bathroom.  Her words as she went in were, "Well gird my loins and call me Joan of Arc."  The mime (Or whatever) sitting in near the door almost laughed.