I don't have much to add, but this is fun.

Also, I share Boone's taste for cheap, greasy food.
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Yeah. I wanna go to Hawaii just so I can try all their SPAM varieties.
I've had Bacon, Turkey, Low Sodium, and Garlic Spam.

My preferred way of eating it is the following sandwich:

egg-in-a-basket
mayo
mustard
lettuce
fried spam
ripe tomato (since I know you bongs like 'em green)
fried bread for the other slice

Who knows what exalted varieties they have in Hawaii.
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Sounds pretty good. I like the jalepano version.

Bongs?
Newish 4chan slang for a Briton. Britbong/Bongistani, etc. Derives from a screenshot where all Britons treat Big Ben as an object of devotion and the hours are declared as "(x) Bong" ex "OI IT'S SIX BONG"
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Fair enough. I knew it to be an affectionate term for someone from Benghazi, so I was puzzled.
Huh. That's a new one on me.
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Well, it doesn't come up often.