Draconic-Wolf's avatar
And I have just the tool too help you~! A ring of willpower protection~ Never fall to the will of another with this item! Free for your quest of justice.

Side effects, terms and conditions may and will apply.


(Side effects may include by are Not limited to: temperament realignment(fiery), angst, slight to moderate tg, hair color change(red-variants), heightened libido, rebellion, loss of interest in long relationships, mood change, pyromania, abhorrence of rings and or absorption/fusion of this item(ring of willpower protection) to user, gender shift, red-variant hair highlights, change of or increase in sexuality, recklessness, desire to vigilante justice, increase in either or both virility and fertility, slight but non-controlling possession, the desire to gain fire-based powers, over interest in shiny things, sudden increase in sportiness(ie desire to play sports), need to kick or punch people, and eye color change.

Do not use or continue use of (ring of willpower protection) if you experience any of these symptoms: loss of desire to dance, identity crisis of any degree, bloodlust, sudden combustion, extreme libido change, lack of sexual desire, desire to have sex with just about anything, hair loss, loss of willpower, feeling controlled, paranoia, overt and unprovoked use of jazz hands for situations which does not apply at all, possession without being in control, sudden urge to eat metals/minerals/gems/fire, evilness, lack of desire or inability to complete quest, loss of most friends, lack of ability to resist will based attacks, low willpower, fire coming out of places they shouldn't, hearing voices that you shouldn't be, desire to set firetrucks on fire, loss or inability to read, lack of protection of willpower, attempting to modify (ring of willpower protection), and or the extreme recklessness which normally leads to a very clear demise or death.)
LoZCollector's avatar
Sooo... Slight to extreme chance of turning into a sexy, flirty, sporty, red-head girl with a thing for shiny stuff, JUSTICE and fire?

Eh, what the hell, I'll take it. Every little helps, right? Found my whupass stick too! It's a baseball bat with 'Model Citizen Converter' written on the side.
Draconic-Wolf's avatar
Besides the chance to turning into a girl part, I don't think it wont affect you for the most  part.
LoZCollector's avatar

Three years later and I still have yet to see a down-side to this :P