SusieBeeca's avatar
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

(I'll see myself out with you, thanks)
MrMadManiac's avatar
I'd call it uncouth to make a joke about MJ, if I didn't have one stowed away in me:

"The zombies are attacking!"
"Quick! Somebody get Michael Jackson!"
"But, he's dead..."
"That's why we NEED him!"