Comment on Rest your squinting muscles by zarla
I don't think plastic surgery could hide a problem like that. Maybe you were kidnapped by alien LASIK professionals.
XD maybe, that would be funny
LOL, what if they sent the bill and asked some kind of alien currency?
Like "here's your bill, that'll be 2,872 Zipwhals please"
"Make all checks payable to the Gamma Sector"
Of course, if they're asking for their own currency, you can claim any exchange rate you want. "Here's fifty oak leaves, that should be worth 3,000 Zipwhals. Great doing business with you, although I don't remember a thing about it." However, this approach might lead to an alien invasion...but I say it's high time we took the care of this planet out of the hands of humans.
First off, where is this conversation going, second off, the aliens would probably demand to install one of their own as president and outlaw English XD we'd all have to learn alienish
First off, this conversation has veered far away from Undertale and probably won't find its way back.
Second off, any President other than the one we've got would be an improvement, but that's a good point about the "alienish". Learning a new language would be a huge pain, especially if alienish requires sounds that the human throat can't make. The language barrier would probably mess up negotiations, too.
True that about it being an improvement, also just imagine humans making sounds that a german or a Japanese wouldn't be able to understand , like "hashish *unintelligible noises* hdgw hdowdxjx ujsgxisnaow hwoxgssbsh" "yes I totally agree" * looks at Japanese person* " I DON'T UNDERSTAND"
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