Comment on Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga
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You were blessed my friend, I on the other hand was forced to sit through the God Damned sequel (School field trip). And I must say that it is the single biggest turd I have had to watch in a long time. I even offered to use my restaurant money to go see something/anything else, even a GOD DAMN BAYFORMER MOVIE! I WAS THAT DESPERATE PEOPLE!! Also the fact that the English teacher at the time forced us/me to read the book series did not help, AT ALL!!! The writing/characters were/are so bad that I was honestly considering feeding it to my dogs, but didn't because I loved them and would not subject their systems to ingesting pure crap.
You must have been through alot, to have been through that and lived to tell the tale...you've seen...things....
I have seen things that would turn a sane man crazy, and a crazy man sane. I have seen things, that would turn you white with sheer terror! I have seen things, horrible, unspeakable things, that just the mere passing memory of it causes a piece of my soul and a shard of my fractured mind, too slide further and further into a realm of madness; unknown! A realm filled with screaming, fawning, lovestruck teenage girls; and hot, and bothered, horny cougar moms, that don't know the difference between real romance/love, and creepy undead, pedo stalking. A realm where the title of Vampire; a title filled with history and honor. Has been dragged through the dirty, bottom dregs of romanticism, and has turned this suave, blood-drinkers; into tinkerbells gay, sparkling, emo, bipolar, freshly used tampon suckers! The fact that I was able to survive this, is proof that miracles truly do exist. FrostKnight1, my dear dear friend, may you and your descendants never have to suffer like I have. If by some unfortunate means that you have taken a glimpse in this realm of perverted madness, I pray to whatever deity exists, that you will be able to summon the strength and willpower, to carry on.
I know it's been almost a year since you wrote this comment but I just had to let you know that I laughed so hard at your comment that I almost cried.
Absolutaly priceless.
Absolutaly priceless.
done and done. i too have seen stuff, thangs... that i will not bother to describe.
those days are over.
meh.
those days are over.
meh.