Comment on why none of my bulls is producing milk -its annoying by stockpremader

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Ok, let me tell you what no one else is telling you. Bulls can't produce milk. They are male cows and don't biologically. You have to use the cows buddy. No way around it.

You not liking cows is sexist! Say that when you see female moose!

You can produce milk from bulls...


But it's slimy.

You need a maid to milk a bull, every stroke a bucketful

you need to grab these bulls by the tail and look the situation straight in the face

Just wait, maybe scientists will create milking bulls in the future.

i'd get banned if I said anything about this

Try using your mouth

With bulls timing is everything. Just like the cows, the milk pressure has to build up to make the animal uncomfortable and agitated. Then the will see you as a friend doing them a favour by relieving the pressure.

Just look for these signs before you attempt to milk the bull...
1. The eye balls will bulge.
2. The neck will arch up.
3. They will swing their head.
4. They will paw the ground.

When you see these signs, approach the bull, crouch down, grab the testicles with one hand and the single teat with the other.

This crouching position is also very convenient for kissing your arse goodbye.

Do bulls produce milk, I thought only cows and goat make milk

maybe you're not trying hard enough

It's just harder to get milk out of them, but you can, just keep rubbing it. You may want to insert something inside their rear opening to see if there's a blockage. You can massage the area from the inside as you milk him, you're sure to get milk this way.

But moo moo make good milk

youtu.be/I4Q3YDezqcM

wait. its a male cow its not going to give you milk... unless it can go to the store for you or you can mate it with a cow, because a  girl cow needs a boy bull to make milk as well! 

I'm sure I saw this in a movie.

Milk the long thing hanging under the stomach.  

masage time

When I was born, my mother had no milk on the first day. I kept trying though, and mama's mammaries eventually got the message. After a day, milk started coming.

So don't give up just yet, milk them every day, in time they will be lactivated.

Cows must rear all year to produce milk. Most of it goes to the calves, or they won't make milk anymore. A cow suffering from depression can experience a reduction in milk production.

Bulls don't make milk they make cream. I have no idea how you get only male calves without G.M.

You need to suck harder on their teats

I am sorry to hear that.

You should buy a goat.