Fantasy authors that can't make anything out of Tolkiens shadow
Post Modernist poets
Creepypastas that try to be deep, but come across as pretentious
I cant stand creepypastas that try to be something other than what they are, creepypastas. The nosleep podcast is the exception to this, but they are on the edge. They call themselves more than creepypasta, but use many of the same tropes and conventions.