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(The Little Mermaid's, Grandmother goes to the Merwitch for help. The Merwitch is reclining on her couch with her Manta Ray Attorney near her handing her pearls from the Grandmother)
Merwitch: Pearls! (throws the Grandmothers payment aside) She's giving Me pearls!
Zuzu: As your attorney, dear....
Merwitch: (annoyed) Well what does she want!?
Zuzu: (whispers) That's the Merqueen mother I smell a deal.
(The Merwitch stares gleefully at the Grandmother)
Merwitch: The last time you came to me. (smirks) How in love you were...
Grandmother: (nostalgic) I was her age, he was all I wanted. I dreamed of dancing with him across a silver floor.
Merwitch: (glaring at Zuzu) You made that deal! You sold her that potion at a ridiculous low price and then she was too scared to take it! (pouting) So annoying such a waste of my talent's....
Grandmother: She took it! She has suffered, she deserves her happiness.
(Zuzu and the Merwitch laugh hysterically)
Zuzu: Listen Grand-Mama! No one deserves happiness, the lucky ones get it. But the Little Mermaid has been one of the unlucky ones.
Grandmother: I will give you anything if you help her win her prince.
Zuzu: (interested) Anything?
Grandmother: Anything in the Kingdom.
(Zuzu starts whispering in the Merwitch's ear. She shakes her head until he says something.)
Merwitch: Ahh! For once you made a good suggestion. Now stand in the corner (Zuzu frowns) I'll call you!
(Once Zuzu is far enough away the Merwitch turns to the Grandmother.)
Merwitch: I didn't want to ask this question in front of him. He's such a gossip.
Grandmother: (frowns) What question?
Merwitch: Your age, the Truth.
Grandmother: (depressed) 310 years old.
Merwitch: Only 90 years until you die?
Grandmother: Please help her!
Merwitch: (eager) You'd sacrifice anything?
Grandmother: Anything!
Merwitch: I'll take those 90 years! That's rock bottom take it or leave it...(reconsiders) Well I suppose 50 is enough, I don't want to be unfair. After all you want to see your granddaughter live happily?
Grandmother: (scared) My love of life it goes so quickly...
Merwitch: (angry) Just as I thought! You were a coward about your prince, and now your selfish about hers! ZUZU!!!
Zuzu: (hurrys back over) Did she say yes?
Grandmother: (closes eyes) Take your fifty years!
Merwitch: Pearls! (throws the Grandmothers payment aside) She's giving Me pearls!
Zuzu: As your attorney, dear....
Merwitch: (annoyed) Well what does she want!?
Zuzu: (whispers) That's the Merqueen mother I smell a deal.
(The Merwitch stares gleefully at the Grandmother)
Merwitch: The last time you came to me. (smirks) How in love you were...
Grandmother: (nostalgic) I was her age, he was all I wanted. I dreamed of dancing with him across a silver floor.
Merwitch: (glaring at Zuzu) You made that deal! You sold her that potion at a ridiculous low price and then she was too scared to take it! (pouting) So annoying such a waste of my talent's....
Grandmother: She took it! She has suffered, she deserves her happiness.
(Zuzu and the Merwitch laugh hysterically)
Zuzu: Listen Grand-Mama! No one deserves happiness, the lucky ones get it. But the Little Mermaid has been one of the unlucky ones.
Grandmother: I will give you anything if you help her win her prince.
Zuzu: (interested) Anything?
Grandmother: Anything in the Kingdom.
(Zuzu starts whispering in the Merwitch's ear. She shakes her head until he says something.)
Merwitch: Ahh! For once you made a good suggestion. Now stand in the corner (Zuzu frowns) I'll call you!
(Once Zuzu is far enough away the Merwitch turns to the Grandmother.)
Merwitch: I didn't want to ask this question in front of him. He's such a gossip.
Grandmother: (frowns) What question?
Merwitch: Your age, the Truth.
Grandmother: (depressed) 310 years old.
Merwitch: Only 90 years until you die?
Grandmother: Please help her!
Merwitch: (eager) You'd sacrifice anything?
Grandmother: Anything!
Merwitch: I'll take those 90 years! That's rock bottom take it or leave it...(reconsiders) Well I suppose 50 is enough, I don't want to be unfair. After all you want to see your granddaughter live happily?
Grandmother: (scared) My love of life it goes so quickly...
Merwitch: (angry) Just as I thought! You were a coward about your prince, and now your selfish about hers! ZUZU!!!
Zuzu: (hurrys back over) Did she say yes?
Grandmother: (closes eyes) Take your fifty years!