EY! DON'T READ THIS UNTIL YOU MEET SPYKE ON SPLATOON!!!!!
Inkling girl: Hey, Spyke! I-- *Trips* WHOAAAAA!!!!!
Spyke: AAAAAAUGH!!! *Flinches*
*Inkling gets impailed by Spykes hair*
Spyke: *Looks up* O-O
Inkling girl: *Wimpers in fear/pain* S-spyke...?
Spyke: Okay, Calm down... We'll try to calmy make it to the hospital....
Inkling girl: Wuuuuuuh....
Spyke: *Touches his hair* OH GOD YOU'RE BLEEDDING!!!!
*Spyke and Inkling both start screaming*
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