Funny and cheeky is great! Chaotic and erratic is even better!
I can understand you on that since I'm the one who recently decided to move near the North Pole and now I'm back from over there and pondering about my Spring and Summer plans between Poland, Ireland or Argentina. Chaos can be a very healthy addiction
And don't worry, I can understand your English quite well. And I will remember to never annoy you so I never get to see you being evil