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Coloratura: "Try interviewing my digestive tract." *Down he goes*
Colortura: *GULP!* "That's the tenth one this week...you'd think eventually somepony would get suspicious about so many paparazzi 'going missing'..."
Coloratura: [Thinks a moment] "Nah. It's just that nopony misses them."
Colortura: *Burps up a tiny camera* "Huh, cute. Maybe I'll make a necklace out of this."