Alright. Here's some things I tend to say/would say in various tones (I have so many different tones of voice that I can't list them all):
Sarcastic: "No shit, Sherlock." "Who needs a bucket list when I could have a fuck-it list?" "Ah, gotta love the smell of buffalo sauce filling the air while your friend gorges in it." "Fuck this shit, I'm out!" "*when I'v typed something wrong the tenth time while sending a message* Dammit, I cannot type today." "Dammit, dad. You suck"
Serious: "Dude, tell me something I don't know." "I... have no idea what the fuck you're talking about" "Dude, stop being like 70% of society and actually
research your topic before getting into a heated discussion about it." "Shut the fuck up about politics right now, your arguments are stupidly invalid. Come back once you've learned about this topic."
Joking: "Does seven days without a pun make one weak?" "I find that a steak pun is a rare medium well done." "Hey? Did you know that *insert famous person here* was born on his/her
birthday??" "My pus aren't bad; *tears up a piece of paper with 'puns' written on it* they're tearable." "
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
Excited/Interest Piqued: "Fuck, let's do this shit!" "Oh shit there's a new episode of Black Butler??" "Did you say dark chocolate? Pass it over, it's mine now." "Wait, what was that about a new Wacom model?"
Irritated (sadly a very common tone with me): "Leave me alone." "I'd appreciate it if you'd stop bothering me every five fucking minutes." "*when someone knocks on my door for the fifth time in 30 minutes* Yes..?" "Do
not continue to egg this conversation on any further, please." "Dude, fuck off for right now; I literally cannot handle any more people right now."
Anxious/Nervous: "No.. I will
not go on a fucking rollercoaster.." "Do I have to make a speech..?"
And that's some of the most common ways I will bring out various tones and inflections in my speech, comprised of text. You don't have to try all of them, I just thought I'd give you some options.
Yes, I love throwing in profanity whenever possible. I am not kidding when I say the ability to say the word "fuck" around my parents was probably the absolute best gift from my 18th birthday. Puns are a favorite, too. Life is just soda pressing without them, am I right?
If you get some lines you are happy with, email them to me at tigerrkinz@gmail.com so I can match them (just let me know who you are.. A simple "It's Saro" in the subject line is all I need). I'll let you know which ones are best. My natural voice is kinda high-pitched and squeaky, not to mention hard as fuck to match, so any pitch you think will fit the character is fine. My voice barely fits me as is, I have no intention of using my own voice for Lit; or any other character, for that matter. Have fun talking like the shithead who posted this comment