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WHY DO YOU NEED YOUR DICK FOR A BLOOD BATH I NEED ANSWER-
Oh oh..
Hmm *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
I see *insert Lenny face here because I'm a lazy ass bitch and I can't copy and paste*
the only thing I can say about the dance is THANK GOD IM UGLY
only some lesbian who seriously doesn't care about looks would want to go out with me
Oh oh..
Hmm *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
I see *insert Lenny face here because I'm a lazy ass bitch and I can't copy and paste*
the only thing I can say about the dance is THANK GOD IM UGLY
only some lesbian who seriously doesn't care about looks would want to go out with me
*stirs the blood with my 'stirring tool'* Right, need a wee bitta fooken' seasoning.
*stares lustfully into the depths of your soul to look for the seasoning* Got salt?
*what the diabolical flying fuck are we cooking here*
Aw xD I guess that's one thing about corny disco shit. I don't bother going to the things myself, this body isn't manoeuverable at all, and there are far too many people with more... manoeuverable bodies, so it's hard not to stare.
Overall I can tell we despise such things with warranted bitterness.
*stares lustfully into the depths of your soul to look for the seasoning* Got salt?
*what the diabolical flying fuck are we cooking here*
Aw xD I guess that's one thing about corny disco shit. I don't bother going to the things myself, this body isn't manoeuverable at all, and there are far too many people with more... manoeuverable bodies, so it's hard not to stare.
Overall I can tell we despise such things with warranted bitterness.
*stares back at you* yeah I got salt but do you got sugar? B)
*lmao like I have any fuckin idea"
It's funny cuz I was talking with a guy that's a grade above me and he was like nobody even dances they just come for the food XD one of my friends got asked out tho and I'm frizzed as hell
My friends said that I HAVE to wear a dresS and I HAVE to wear makeup and do my hair to make all the guys... Ugh should I say it.... Thirsty X_X
*lmao like I have any fuckin idea"
It's funny cuz I was talking with a guy that's a grade above me and he was like nobody even dances they just come for the food XD one of my friends got asked out tho and I'm frizzed as hell
My friends said that I HAVE to wear a dresS and I HAVE to wear makeup and do my hair to make all the guys... Ugh should I say it.... Thirsty X_X
Oh, but of course. *sly look* Only the sweetest.
Pretty sure everyone, even the best dancers and social experts, secretly come for the food. xD
So that's the standard in life? To make people 'thirst' by the assumption that what lies beneath the surface means nothing? It seems pitiful as to how we convince ourselves that surface values take precedence over one's psychology.
Besides, if one makes all the guys..... guhh, 'thirsty' through appearance then there is no initial appreciation of who the subject is and why the subject is emotionally and logically meaningful to the aforementioned guys.
From communicating with you I have already formed numerous conclusions as to your psychological structure, through subconscious analytical processes. Every gear, every linkage within the mechanical brain collectively houses an analytical consciousness capable of developing a concept of attraction, as in, discerning friend from foe, ally from enemy.
'Thirsty' is the wrong word to describe a more analytical, actually loving state of mind. It's more like the word to describe the mindset of a lust-crazed rapist with a penchant for devouring decomposing vaginal flesh. What they call 'thirst' is more akin to lust than actual love, and while it may contain elements of love, the primary objective relies almost solely upon breaching the fabric walls of their target's underpants and proceeding to give their centipede a new nest to wriggle into.
I don't even think this is on the same subject anymore. xD Bloody hell, the nighttime brings ranting capabilities beyond my wildest dreams. Just be who you want to be, is what I was trying to say. xD
Pretty sure everyone, even the best dancers and social experts, secretly come for the food. xD
So that's the standard in life? To make people 'thirst' by the assumption that what lies beneath the surface means nothing? It seems pitiful as to how we convince ourselves that surface values take precedence over one's psychology.
Besides, if one makes all the guys..... guhh, 'thirsty' through appearance then there is no initial appreciation of who the subject is and why the subject is emotionally and logically meaningful to the aforementioned guys.
From communicating with you I have already formed numerous conclusions as to your psychological structure, through subconscious analytical processes. Every gear, every linkage within the mechanical brain collectively houses an analytical consciousness capable of developing a concept of attraction, as in, discerning friend from foe, ally from enemy.
'Thirsty' is the wrong word to describe a more analytical, actually loving state of mind. It's more like the word to describe the mindset of a lust-crazed rapist with a penchant for devouring decomposing vaginal flesh. What they call 'thirst' is more akin to lust than actual love, and while it may contain elements of love, the primary objective relies almost solely upon breaching the fabric walls of their target's underpants and proceeding to give their centipede a new nest to wriggle into.
I don't even think this is on the same subject anymore. xD Bloody hell, the nighttime brings ranting capabilities beyond my wildest dreams. Just be who you want to be, is what I was trying to say. xD
Well you'll have to show me how sweet it is if you want me to believe you *pouts*
I don't know what you just did but do it more often XD
That was so interesting for me to read for some reason and every once of it was completely true. Plus it's not like we where on a certain subject in the first place anyway Xb
I don't think any of our conversations can be put in a category to be honest, they are all so erotic you can tell that they are not the types of conversations that 'normal' people would have lol but I think that's good, it makes me feel strongly unique to know that no one else can have a conversation quite like us XD
Hmm night does make you quite prone to rants huh?
I don't know what you just did but do it more often XD
That was so interesting for me to read for some reason and every once of it was completely true. Plus it's not like we where on a certain subject in the first place anyway Xb
I don't think any of our conversations can be put in a category to be honest, they are all so erotic you can tell that they are not the types of conversations that 'normal' people would have lol but I think that's good, it makes me feel strongly unique to know that no one else can have a conversation quite like us XD
Hmm night does make you quite prone to rants huh?
Roight then! *zzzzzip* *dips it in my tea* *the flying fuck is this* *uses it to sweeten cake mix* *I have no clue*
Aw, dammit, that's real nice. ^-^ I feel as though we understand eachother incredibly well, despite our collective sanity being questionable at best, relative to that of the 'normal'. More proof that sanity means nothing whatsoever! Sanity is for the weak! xD
The night fills me with the urge to find problems and complain ceaselessly about them until, out of sheer annoyance, the world fixes them. Speaking of which... *clears throat*
YOU HEAR ME, UNIVERSE? FIX THIS SHIT, WE'RE ALL WAITING! CAN'T ASSRAPE US EVERY DAY WITH YOUR BULLSHIT, Y'KNOW? MANNERS!
*throws a reel of copper at the universe*
Aw, dammit, that's real nice. ^-^ I feel as though we understand eachother incredibly well, despite our collective sanity being questionable at best, relative to that of the 'normal'. More proof that sanity means nothing whatsoever! Sanity is for the weak! xD
The night fills me with the urge to find problems and complain ceaselessly about them until, out of sheer annoyance, the world fixes them. Speaking of which... *clears throat*
YOU HEAR ME, UNIVERSE? FIX THIS SHIT, WE'RE ALL WAITING! CAN'T ASSRAPE US EVERY DAY WITH YOUR BULLSHIT, Y'KNOW? MANNERS!
*throws a reel of copper at the universe*
*throws you out the window* THAT IS NOT A PROPER WAY TO CREATE A CAKE MIX
This is how you do it
*stuffs body parts and rat poisoning in a grill*
CAUTION please don't read this unless you really want to waste your
time listening to me rant
Can you just please come to America and kill this guy that sits next to me in chemistry that keeps asking me if I want LSD or some shit like SPLLLLLZZ
I HATE MY FUCKING SCHOOL HAHAHXIICICU
WELP sorry about that I've had a raging headache all day and slammed my finger in a door so hard it went numb and bled on both sides and I just UGHHH
This is how you do it
*stuffs body parts and rat poisoning in a grill*
CAUTION please don't read this unless you really want to waste your
time listening to me rant
Can you just please come to America and kill this guy that sits next to me in chemistry that keeps asking me if I want LSD or some shit like SPLLLLLZZ
I HATE MY FUCKING SCHOOL HAHAHXIICICU
WELP sorry about that I've had a raging headache all day and slammed my finger in a door so hard it went numb and bled on both sides and I just UGHHH
*looks up at you, mangled and broken, from the ground outside* *round of applause* Gordon Ramsay's jizzing his pants right now, that shit smells daaaaym GEEEEEWD! WOOOOOHEEEEIOUW!
*crawls in through the window* *extends a tentacle* *tastes some* *disturbing things happen to my left shoulder*
*fanfare* BEHOLD! THE INCREDIBLY LONG AND FURIOUS WALL OF TEXT WITH AN INTENDED CATHARTIC EFFECT!™ (Depleted, leaky batteries sold separately.)
GahhhhhhhhhahHHHHH, we had people like that in my secondary. xD Either trying to steal my briefcase or sell me all sorts of drugs. Are you forced to sit next to him? When it comes to matters like this, teachers are absurdly ignorant. True, they have to contend with a vast amount of stress, but it pays to be not only resilient but observant and most importantly, deductive. I know American teachers aren't usually the best. Hell, I know they CAN (I HAVE MET PLENTY OF EXAMPLES OF WELL-MANNERED, POLITE, AND COMPASSIONATE PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THIS PROFESSION AND ARE FROM AMERICA, for example my new music teacher who is simply the most delightful gentleman human reproduction could ever create.) be the crappiest, most unpleasant little insects one could have the pleasure of stomping out were one to gain that much power, but they should at least take the time to be observant when it comes to people bothering people to the extent of wanting a sociopathic, sadistic, and downright depraved mad scientist to save them from their troubles. There's as much sense in some peoples' minds as the squealing noise which wafts across the room were I to pass an excruciatingly malformed kidneystone about the size of Winchester cathedral in a bowl and sell it on eBay for a small loan of a million dollars. Why, yes, we're all so splendid over here, why, yes, we're all having such a tremendously MAAARVELOUS time, there is nothing that can hamper our progress in life, in everything, in simply the most fundamental requirements of the human mind such as proper, decent education which actually educates, and freedom from the ignorance of all the surrounding ants who twaddle away to themselves like little rats, scraping at the bottom of the barrel for excuses to irritate and annoy based around their trivial, pernickety little matters such as, ooh, buying an overexpensive sauce to go on their chips, getting themselves a swimming pool, a new lamborghini, perhaps a New-And-Improved-Version-Of-A-Peculiarly-Shaped-(probably incredibly uncomfortable)Object-To-Ram-Up-Whatever-Orifice-Suits-Them™ (property of Mildly Enjoyable Tomfoolery At Exorbitant Prices Inc.), why yes, we're all becoming such ecstatic, such gloriously happy campers! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*clears throat* I'd be glad to physically intervene if I could, but I fear such things aren't possible with what we have over here so far. xD Always a pleasure to rant with you though, and if that helps, then that's fantastic.
*crawls in through the window* *extends a tentacle* *tastes some* *disturbing things happen to my left shoulder*
*fanfare* BEHOLD! THE INCREDIBLY LONG AND FURIOUS WALL OF TEXT WITH AN INTENDED CATHARTIC EFFECT!™ (Depleted, leaky batteries sold separately.)
GahhhhhhhhhahHHHHH, we had people like that in my secondary. xD Either trying to steal my briefcase or sell me all sorts of drugs. Are you forced to sit next to him? When it comes to matters like this, teachers are absurdly ignorant. True, they have to contend with a vast amount of stress, but it pays to be not only resilient but observant and most importantly, deductive. I know American teachers aren't usually the best. Hell, I know they CAN (I HAVE MET PLENTY OF EXAMPLES OF WELL-MANNERED, POLITE, AND COMPASSIONATE PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THIS PROFESSION AND ARE FROM AMERICA, for example my new music teacher who is simply the most delightful gentleman human reproduction could ever create.) be the crappiest, most unpleasant little insects one could have the pleasure of stomping out were one to gain that much power, but they should at least take the time to be observant when it comes to people bothering people to the extent of wanting a sociopathic, sadistic, and downright depraved mad scientist to save them from their troubles. There's as much sense in some peoples' minds as the squealing noise which wafts across the room were I to pass an excruciatingly malformed kidneystone about the size of Winchester cathedral in a bowl and sell it on eBay for a small loan of a million dollars. Why, yes, we're all so splendid over here, why, yes, we're all having such a tremendously MAAARVELOUS time, there is nothing that can hamper our progress in life, in everything, in simply the most fundamental requirements of the human mind such as proper, decent education which actually educates, and freedom from the ignorance of all the surrounding ants who twaddle away to themselves like little rats, scraping at the bottom of the barrel for excuses to irritate and annoy based around their trivial, pernickety little matters such as, ooh, buying an overexpensive sauce to go on their chips, getting themselves a swimming pool, a new lamborghini, perhaps a New-And-Improved-Version-Of-A-Peculiarly-Shaped-(probably incredibly uncomfortable)Object-To-Ram-Up-Whatever-Orifice-Suits-Them™ (property of Mildly Enjoyable Tomfoolery At Exorbitant Prices Inc.), why yes, we're all becoming such ecstatic, such gloriously happy campers! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*clears throat* I'd be glad to physically intervene if I could, but I fear such things aren't possible with what we have over here so far. xD Always a pleasure to rant with you though, and if that helps, then that's fantastic.