omfg-
my dad is a substitute teacher and he was telling me that the other day he was working with kids and essentially the assignment was to describe a time when you got hurt
and you were supposed to tell it in story form and then draw pictures to go along with it so while the kids were doing the assignment he did his own
so essentially he wrote "once when i was hiking i went into a cave and i didn't realize there was a bear in the cave. then i died"
and he took a picture of it and i have a feeling like he could've posted it on his tumblr so i'll show you if i can